I’m scheduled to defend my dissertation on April 24, 2015, at 10:00a.m., Rm. 125, Nolte Center, 315 Pillsbury Ave SE, Minneapolis, MN 55455. The event is open to the public; the public portion of the defense will not last more than an hour. Here is the abstract for the diss.
If you are really curious and plan to attend, let me know, and I will share the whole PDF with you privately.